{"id":9115,"date":"2014-12-01T01:33:33","date_gmt":"2014-12-01T06:33:33","guid":{"rendered":"\/nashvillereview\/?p=9115"},"modified":"2015-02-13T14:27:31","modified_gmt":"2015-02-13T20:27:31","slug":"bj-best-taking-out-the-garbage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/archives\/9115","title":{"rendered":"taking out the garbage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>a trashcan is a swimming pool for ugly children:<br \/>\nexhausted kitty litter, the jagged moons of eggshells,<br \/>\nbrief notes to ourselves now sour as milk.<\/p>\n<p>and i am a pallbearer for that cheap coffin, kicking it<br \/>\nto the curb on a thursday night in october<br \/>\nwhen the leaves are throwing themselves<\/p>\n<p>away. my friend says that hell<br \/>\nis god\u2019s way of taking out the garbage,<br \/>\nthat forsaken sulfur stink, and i think<\/p>\n<p>he\u2019s right: i\u2019ve driven past landfills, pipes<br \/>\njutting like matchsticks, each with its methane-blue flame<br \/>\nto prevent the whole thing from exploding<\/p>\n<p>like a disposable diaper. so i treat my trash<br \/>\nneatly, dressed in crisp angels\u2019 robes<br \/>\nwith red drawstring haloes,<\/p>\n<p>as if that just might get me into heaven.<\/p>\n<h6><a href=\"\/nashvillereview\/archives\/8941\">B.J. Best<\/a><\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a trashcan is a swimming pool for ugly children: exhausted kitty litter, the jagged moons of eggshells, brief notes to ourselves now sour as milk. and i am a pallbearer for that cheap coffin, kicking it to the curb on a thursday night in october when the leaves are throwing themselves away. my friend says [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[25],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Jypy-2n1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9115"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9115"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10149,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9115\/revisions\/10149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}