{"id":7949,"date":"2014-04-01T00:00:20","date_gmt":"2014-04-01T05:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"\/nashvillereview\/?p=7949"},"modified":"2015-02-14T15:12:34","modified_gmt":"2015-02-14T21:12:34","slug":"quebec-boona-daroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/archives\/7949","title":{"rendered":"Qu\u00e9bec"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ice fills my pockets.<br \/>\nI\u2019m gasoline.<br \/>\nI will not forget what I never remember.<br \/>\nThe concierge is the world\u2019s worst concierge.<br \/>\nMy Visa is a saber tooth dining<br \/>\non the throat of a Tyrannosaurus.<br \/>\nOur tour-guide spoke openly of vasectomy.<br \/>\nHow Cowgirl found the bus was a miracle.<br \/>\nScotsman aimed his empty pellet<br \/>\nat a group of tourists in the light of a pale sun.<br \/>\nThis climate is driving me insane.<br \/>\nMy feet cannot distinguish salt from a speeding vehicle<br \/>\nor home from where the world ends.<br \/>\nDrinking coffee without spilling<br \/>\nis the best I can do sometimes.<br \/>\nBeing horny is no excuse.<br \/>\nGlaciers never stop moving.<br \/>\nA bot programmed to stack<br \/>\nlunch meat stacks lunch meat.<br \/>\nMy entr\u00e9e metastasis into a commando.<br \/>\nIts paws claw for a knife in my chest then disappear.<br \/>\nMom reminded me to dress warm.<br \/>\nEverywhere we go we get free shots.<br \/>\nBut now I know where I stand.<\/p>\n<h6><a href=\"\/nashvillereview\/archives\/7911\">Boona Daroom<\/a><\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ice fills my pockets. I\u2019m gasoline. I will not forget what I never remember. The concierge is the world\u2019s worst concierge. My Visa is a saber tooth dining on the throat of a Tyrannosaurus. Our tour-guide spoke openly of vasectomy. How Cowgirl found the bus was a miracle. Scotsman aimed his empty pellet at a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[12],"tags":[25],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Jypy-24d","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7949"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7949"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10204,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7949\/revisions\/10204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}