{"id":6367,"date":"2013-04-01T00:10:45","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T05:10:45","guid":{"rendered":"\/nashvillereview\/?p=6367"},"modified":"2015-02-12T14:22:26","modified_gmt":"2015-02-12T20:22:26","slug":"if-only-id-thought-of-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/archives\/6367","title":{"rendered":"If Only I&#8217;d Thought of It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Her whole family hates smoking.<br \/>\nShe told me one day window-shopping<br \/>\nfor puppies. I had one going at the time,<br \/>\nand she said, &#8220;My whole family really<br \/>\nhates smoking.&#8221; I nodded and said,<br \/>\n&#8220;Okay.&#8221; I didn\u2019t really know what that meant,<br \/>\nthough. Did they sit around the dinner table<br \/>\ntaking turns saying: &#8220;It\u2019s a nasty habit.&#8221; &#8220;Yes,<br \/>\na nasty habit.&#8221; &#8220;Such a nasty habit.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Don\u2019t they have any respect for their bodies?&#8221;<br \/>\nThey must have been pretty committed.<br \/>\nAnd so was Mona. And so<br \/>\nshe dumped me. Then, get this,<br \/>\nMatt says he sees her out<br \/>\nthe next night with another guy\u2014<br \/>\nand this one\u2019s got a cigarette in his face.<br \/>\nI couldn\u2019t believe it when he told me.<br \/>\nThe guy was blowing smoke rings as they sat<br \/>\nalone together at a caf\u00e9. Then he reached out,<br \/>\ngrabbed the rings and placed them<br \/>\nover Mona\u2019s hands like bracelets.<br \/>\nI could have done that.<\/p>\n<h6><a href=\"\/nashvillereview\/archives\/6330\">Christopher Citro<\/a><\/p>\n<h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Her whole family hates smoking. She told me one day window-shopping for puppies. I had one going at the time, and she said, &#8220;My whole family really hates smoking.&#8221; I nodded and said, &#8220;Okay.&#8221; I didn\u2019t really know what that meant, though. Did they sit around the dinner table taking turns saying: &#8220;It\u2019s a nasty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[11],"tags":[25],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Jypy-1EH","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6367"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6367"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6367\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10103,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6367\/revisions\/10103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}