{"id":14067,"date":"2017-12-13T12:50:50","date_gmt":"2017-12-13T18:50:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/?p=14067"},"modified":"2017-12-14T16:06:43","modified_gmt":"2017-12-14T22:06:43","slug":"believer-affix-a-fish-to-your-suv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/archives\/14067","title":{"rendered":"Believer, Affix a Fish To Your SUV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus is love but never more so<br \/>\nthan on the highway, when he delivers us<br \/>\nfrom mid-size sedans unto our destinations.<\/p>\n<p>When he absolves us of our emissions.<br \/>\nI want an anti-lock, all-weather Christ<br \/>\nto emerge after three days in the median.<\/p>\n<p>Believer, evangelism requires a little asphalt,<br \/>\na little balm for the road rage of the travelers<br \/>\nwho passed their injured neighbor before<\/p>\n<p>the Good Samaritan gave roadside assistance.<br \/>\nI need a Ford-tough Savior to perform<br \/>\ncertain miracles: pay the tolls in their wicked plazas,<\/p>\n<p>abolish the speed traps in the temple,<br \/>\ntruck courageous into eternal sunrise.<br \/>\nI want Hot Rod Yahweh, Jr. to rev the engine<\/p>\n<p>of my love for fellow motorists,<br \/>\na love I forget a little more with each on-ramp,<br \/>\nevery parking lot, any time someone<\/p>\n<p>putters along at 53 on an Interstate.<br \/>\nMay he bless me, Turnpike Christ, as he raises<br \/>\nhis hands to embrace the long handles of the chopper.<\/p>\n<p>May he anoint me in motor oil, forgive me<br \/>\nfor buying Japanese. May he learn to love<br \/>\nme again after I\u2019ve taken his name in vain<\/p>\n<p>or wished the wreck upon the tailgater,<br \/>\nmay he make faith easy as a decal<br \/>\nand carry me past the overpasses,<\/p>\n<p>one set of tread marks when there should<br \/>\nhave been two, screeching safely to halt.<\/p>\n<h6><a href=\"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/archives\/14033\">ROSS WHITE<\/a><\/h6>\n<h6><\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus is love but never more so than on the highway, when he delivers us from mid-size sedans unto our destinations. When he absolves us of our emissions. I want an anti-lock, all-weather Christ to emerge after three days in the median. Believer, evangelism requires a little asphalt, a little balm for the road rage [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1425,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[54],"tags":[25],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Jypy-3ET","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14067"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1425"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14067"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14067\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14182,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14067\/revisions\/14182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14067"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14067"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14067"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}