{"id":13531,"date":"2017-04-05T00:01:59","date_gmt":"2017-04-05T05:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/?p=13531"},"modified":"2017-07-31T18:12:26","modified_gmt":"2017-07-31T23:12:26","slug":"to-the-chevy-slowing-down-beside-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/archives\/13531","title":{"rendered":"To the Chevy Slowing Down Beside Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boys, cackling on your safari of my faggotry,<br \/>\nyour cameras out like cocksure paparazzi,<br \/>\ntell yourselves my chatoyant sequin skirt belongs<br \/>\nonly on the vixens <em>with<\/em> vaginas,<br \/>\ntell yourselves my lavender lip-glossed D.S.L.\u2019s<br \/>\naren\u2019t delectable despite the barbwire of my boy-stubble,<br \/>\ntell yourselves the indomitable whites of your wife-beaters<br \/>\nare <em>every<\/em> dude\u2019s desideratum:<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #ffffff\">_________________________<\/span>you don\u2019t make me<br \/>\nwish I were in bed, genderless and unseen and eating Doritos; you make me<br \/>\nprotract my neck like an award-winning peacock, you make me<br \/>\nsissy my hips like my dick\u2019s unchafeable.<br \/>\n\u2014You\u2019re cackling still. It isn&#8217;t inspirational to watch<br \/>\na tranny leading a one-tranny parade?<br \/>\n\u2014No, you penis gallery,<br \/>\nI won&#8217;t murder me, but I&#8217;m mortified<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t adore my own cockblocking color-blocking<br \/>\nso completely I don&#8217;t <em>need<\/em> to check<br \/>\nyour stares for a second opinion.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h6><a href=\"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/archives\/13494\">Jacqueline Sabbagh<\/a><\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boys, cackling on your safari of my faggotry, your cameras out like cocksure paparazzi, tell yourselves my chatoyant sequin skirt belongs only on the vixens with vaginas, tell yourselves my lavender lip-glossed D.S.L.\u2019s aren\u2019t delectable despite the barbwire of my boy-stubble, tell yourselves the indomitable whites of your wife-beaters are every dude\u2019s desideratum: _________________________you don\u2019t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":647,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false},"categories":[52],"tags":[25],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Jypy-3wf","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13531"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/647"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13531"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13531\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13723,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13531\/revisions\/13723"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wp0.vanderbilt.edu\/nashvillereview\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}